The carnage on the sidewalk after this morning’s rainstorm was catastrophic. For most, help came too late.
However, the earthworm rescue device pictured below could save lives. I urge everyone to join me in ameliorating future tragedies.
Disclaimer: Please note the FDA has not approved this device for use with humans. If you see a human lying on the sidewalk after a rain storm, please call 911. Or suggest they move. Whichever works.
